Update

I've been cautioned by my publisher that this blog should be updated. So here's what I have for you:

Last night I saw a little girl beat her small white dog like it was a rug infested with fire ants. I yelled at her to stop hitting the dog; she got indignant and stalked off. In other news, little girls are overrated.

I want to see this:



Now that I think of it, the little girl hitting her dog looked like the little girl in this trailer. Well.

Oh and the reason I have a publisher is because there is a book on the horizon with my name on it. September 2010. It's called "Daddy's." More news coming soon.

I leave you with Jew in the Room. I feel happy to know the blog author, but unhappy that she moved to California before I could get around to forcing her to be besties.