Sunday, February 14, 2010


Today I found this Valentine somehow relegated to my Spam folder:

This person gets me. Finally, someone who realizes what a "gentleman" I am. I look forward to meeting up with this person for a hott date where we eat a series of hors d'oeurvres and then sing "Don't go rapin' that prost" a la "Don't go breakin' my heart" at the karaoke bar a couple blocks from my house, after which I am throttled, discarded, and eaten by wolves.

Happy Valentine's Day! xoxxx

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