Sorry so Nearly 30

When I was in high school I wore pants that may have had a crap stain in them from the man who probably died wearing them and shoes the baseball player I was in love with loudly proclaimed made my feet look like "PEANUTS!" I did not have a clever part in my hair and the one time I wore lipstick I found smears of it on my teeth hours later. I also tried to come on to said baseball player by telling him when I grew up (seriously, I used that phrase), I would be a serious hooker nymphomaniac.

All this to say that I've never seen this show. All I've seen are the commercials for it, and they immediately make me want to be dead.