I found myself horrified as I wandered through this arbiter of hipsteria; five minutes later I stumbled upon this article. Face it, chaps, if you're still shopping in the kiddie section at the Family Thrift, it's time for a change. Cut your hair, Russell Hammond. Jawbreaker broke up years ago. Get over it. If I see the milk-white of your wrists sticking out of that tired blazer one more time, I will snap you in two. Put the PBR down, get a real job, quit standing around talking about the "Stones, man..." You have officially stopped being ironic. Shut up.