A Shout Out

I don't know if you've ever had the pleasure (principle) of knowing a living legend intimately (ahem omitted and not applicable), but I do and his name is Billy Manes. Jealous? If you like Augusten Burroughs, Chuck Klosterman, James Frey, or dare I say it, Dan Savage, then you should kill yourself right now for wasting your time on them and not reading Billy's weekly column, Blister, otherwise known as the funniest thing since Michael Jackson caught on fire. Seriously. No, really. Start reading now before he's famous and is on too many VH1 commentary shows and it becomes obvious to love him.